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@The Daily Moth
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Halloween A–Z with Lisa
Halloween A–Z with Lisa A: My heart pounds. B: I walk cautiously. C: I turn the doorknob and open the door. D: Suddenly, a noise! E: A scream! F: I turn toward it. G: Two piercing eyes… H: A bow tie… I: And two long horns… J: Arching menacingly over its face. K: “I’m going to kill you…” L: “…later.” M: Sweat pours down my face. N: “N…” O: “…O!” P: Let’s see… Q: I reach into my shirt pocket. R: A cigar! S: I offer it to him. T: “Want to try?” U: He examines the cigar. V: He puffs away vigorously